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Destiny 2: Playing as Bungie Intended

Introduction

  • Exploring how Bungie intended Destiny 2 to be played using their official guides.

  • Visiting the Bungie website for new and returning player guides.

  • Activities available for free: Crucible, Gambit, Vanguard Ops, Iron Banner, seasonal events, Dares of Eternity, raids, dungeons, patrols, and public events.

Starting Out: The Guardian Rises

  • Introduction campaign on the Cosmodrome, lasting around two hours.

  • Restrictions: No glitches or exploits, playing exactly as intended.

Choosing Class and Settings

  • Experimenting with Titan class as it appears first.

  • Keeping default game settings as intended by Bungie.

  • Learning controls: movement, using weapons, abilities.

Gameplay Experience

  • Engaging in the Cosmodrome mission.

  • Instruction on gameplay mechanics like lifting, sprinting, melee.

  • Questions about mission objectives and understanding game mechanics.

Navigating Game Mechanics

  • Tutorials and guides on how to equip weapons, armor.

  • Discussion on learning through in-game cutscenes and lore.

  • Challenges with intuitive gameplay and understanding control mechanics.

Exploring Content and Quests

  • Attempting to follow Bungie's guide on progressing missions.

  • Various activities: learning subclass quests, acquiring new abilities.

  • Completing activities like patrols and public events.

Challenges and Observations

  • Difficulty in following the exact path as suggested by Bungie's website.

  • Understanding game aspects like guardian ranks, mods, and builds.

  • Encountering unexpected game mechanics and system prompts.

Raids and Dungeons

  • Exploring raids and teamwork activities.

  • Experience with other players and completing objectives.

  • Observations on the learning curve for new players.

Conclusion and Personal Experience

  • Reflecting on how Bungie's intended gameplay is experienced by new players.

  • Challenges faced in understanding and engaging with complex game systems.

  • Personal anecdotes related to gameplay experience and community interactions.

Additional Insights

  • Discussion on community experiences and interactions with other players.

  • Humor and personal anecdotes woven throughout the experience.

  • Observations on game mechanics, bugs, and player guidance from Bungie.

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Understanding Destiny 2 as Intended by Bungie

Today we are going to be playing Destiny 2 the way that Bungie intended it. So if you go over to the Bungie website, I didn't actually know that they have this. When you scroll all the way down, they have a help section.

They have a tab called Guides. And when you click on it, Destiny 2, new and returning player guide, March 3rd, 2023. Never knew that they made this. Here's what you can play when looking to hop in Destiny 2 for free. Playlist activities, Crucible, Gambit, and Vanguard Ops.

Iron Banner. Thank God Iron Banners this week! Seasonal events such as Festival of the Lost, Dawning, and more!

Deers of Eternity, The Prophecy Dungeon, Raids, King's Fall, Vault of Glass, patrols and public events, and destination activities. Where should I start when playing Destiny 2? Here's what's important.

The journey begins with an introductory mini campaign that lasts about two hours on the Cosmodrome with a new light mission called the Guardian Rises. So do we have to take two hours to finish this? We are only allowed to play the way Bungie intended it today.

There will be no unintentional gaming. No double specials. No infinite heavy glitch.

Okay, now which class did Bungie intend for me to use? I think we have to do Titan since it's the first from right to left, right? Or wait, from...

Yep, that's what I meant. Alright, we've already earned an achievement. We're already pathfinding. Bungie intended you to leave your settings as they are.

Oh, so I'm not allowed to change anything? I am wondering, like, when they said the Guardian Rises quest would take two hours, is that because the cutscenes are two hours long, or because the missions are? By the way, they put these cutscenes here for you to watch, then to learn the story.

They also have lore- books and or tabs for you to read so you can learn the story. Ah thank you. PUBG intends for you to learn the story so I think you should.

I think if I actually full focused on the story there's a better chance I'm going to be more confused than if I just like didn't. New objective what is it? Enter the Cosmodrome.

Is it going to tell me how to move? Is it on the frequently asked questions on the Bungie site? Why is there a tab called do not sell my personal information on here too? Okay, what about if I press the arrow keys? That's not it.

Am I just not allowed to move? I guess I will-I'm just gonna hold W. Oh! Shift to sprint. Lift.

I'm lifting. I'm being careful. Oh wait, I haven't learned-I just already pulled an illegal activity. I don't know how to crouch. Please wash your brains.

Pick up weapon. Now what? Fire your weapon.

Alright, wait, oh wait, should I reset my keybinds to default? Yeah, that's my bad. I don't know if I know any-OH!

C to melee. Q, toss a grenade. Use melee energy to perform a charged melee. Wait, it said-what did it say?

Did it say press C? That's not how this melee works. I just broke the rules, but that's definitely not-you have to hold it. Use your super ability.

Huge. Now what? My super button is not working!

It's not working! It's my boy RUHUL! BRO!

Waiting to revive. Yo, can you res me bro? I've been taught how to lift, how to melee, how to aim, how to shoot, how to melee. They've not taught me class ability yet, so I can't use my barrier.

New mission, schism. This isn't what the article says! I need a new light mission called a gar- Wait, was that the one we just did? Press F1 to open your character screen to equip it. Select your new kinetic weapon and press mouse 1 to equip it.

Equip weapons with higher attack to increase your power and the amount of damage you deal. Ooh, okay, I know how to crouch now. How do I uncrouch, bro? I'll fix this. Birdie and down.

Alright, we're uncrouched. I just about ghost glitched. I gotta remember, new lights don't know how to ghost glitch. Press V to use your clap of... clap?

Oh, Jesus. Clap! Press 3 to swap to your power weapon. Okay. I'm gonna use this new fancy power weapon.

Boom. Holy brick-a-palooza. Your ghost cannot re-resurrect you here.

Take caution. Roger. Um, do we have our super? It's telling me to use our super. Um, maybe I should try the super.

It does not tell you how to use the super when you're in it like when I pressed it obviously intuitively It's mouse one and mouse two but like skip new light, but the tutorial told me I should do new lights Can I grab this yet? I don't think I can grab this yet. So what quantifies as me being able to To grab stuff like that. That's what I'm wondering. Press E to summon your equipped vehicle.

Press mouse 2 to reach your sparrows max velocity. Whoa! Armor. To equip a new piece of armor. All right, we know how to equip armor now.

Equipping armor with higher defense stat will help increase your power. Defense stat? G, use your finisher. Wait, the default for finisher is G?

You know, I can't really say anything. You guys wanna know what my finisher keybind is? It's B. As in... butt.

That's a pretty big butt. I-I hit it with my thumb, because you can't jump and finisher at the same time. Did it teach me how to dismantle?

I don't think it did. I don't think it taught me how to dismantle items. Well, now that I did that, I should be able to grab this, right?

I should be able to, right? I'm grabbing it, dude, whatever. I'm gonna be a bad boy. I will access the tower in a minute!

Open Maeve's stash. It's a bunch of Playboy magazines. Oh!

All right, now we're going to the tower. All right, let's register our jump. Shit. I heard you're pretty good with a wrench. Why are you guys saying boom?

Is that like her nickname or something? Learn from my Quora and grow your light together. Move your cursor over the arc abilities menu and press the mouse two button.

Acquire a new class ability. So I gotta pick the shining one. Approach the meditation device nearby and interact with it by holding the E button. There we go. Season ranks!

Select a reward on the top track to claim it. You claimed a free bag of nothing! Bro, did Bungie program AIs into this game? Work.

What? I don't even know what this is! Here, yeah, we fight together.

We don't move. We fight together. Reloading!

Cover me! Also, wait, it doesn't teach you how to mantle either, does it? Oh, huge Nova!

Here, you guys wanna see what else Bungie intended? Nevermind. Not gonna lie, this is exactly like my first 50 hours of D2. I didn't even leave the Cosmodrome until then and didn't know how. It's because you didn't play the way Bungie intended.

You didn't read the guide on their website. Open your character screen, go to Journey, view Ranked Progress. Boom Let's avala know you've reached Guardian rank 2 voila. I've reached rank 2 Is this what they intended salvation's edge challenges and master mode available? Oh?

Yes, yes, yes, yes the final shape of course I don't really know what they're intending other than to throw 50 Advertisements in my face if you're a new player, and you have no idea what's going on You get through one beginner quest line and then they throw like four things at you at once. You're like, uh, Okay, well what am I actually supposed to do? Choose a new light kit for your guardian?

Oh, this is recommended for new players. I don't get another choice then. Surely let's not pick the obviously two better options Let's recommend Arc Titan.

Okay exotic gear. Did I did I even get did I get exotic gear? So it had a pop-up about exotics when I chose that new light kit.

It didn't give me any new armor. It said it gave me new armor and an exotic. It gave you a risk runner? Oh, wait, I just realized it auto-equipped. Wait, what?

I finished the quest that it told me to. Now I have 10 other quests in my inventory already. A new lightful destination, Neomuna on Neptune.

Where do I... How do I... Can I even...

Can I even go here? bro that's literally what it says here you'll find some quest markers for important characters to help you continue other explorable destinations found in the destination map new life all destination new moon on neptune that guide was during life all now you go to the pale heart i'm going off of the guide on the official bungie website it also says i can go to the helm do you got Hmm, do you guys see the helm? Savathun's throne world! Okay, I can actually go here. And then eternity is the last one.

Where-Oh. Wait, that's-that's-I didn't even- even know this is what that was called. So it doesn't directly say like what to do next after it tells you to do the new light quest. And so it teaches you about the different, different tiers of gear.

What you need to know about stats, mobility, ideal for hunters, resilience, ideal for Titans, offers increased damage reduction. What is build crafting and the best way to build in Death Sea 2? Mods are a vital component to build crafting. For example, some instances will contain a specific enemy called champions and to efficiently defeat them, guardians will need to specify their damage output.

This is done through mod components that can be slotted into additional pieces for some additional perks. How to get mods? Guardian rank progression, seasonal artifact progression. For example, if you unlock the anti-barrier pulse rif-puh-pull-pusley?

Anti-barrier pusley rop mod, it will apply to all pulse rifles automatically. It teaches you how to stun champions with your abilities. I think the way that they intended is that we should this should be our checklist, but we should probably go in the reverse order I don't know why they started with raids Maybe maybe we actually have to do it in this order because surely I'll be led into a an LFG group, right? Do we put do we put having an actual build on the checklist to use a bungee recommended build? Oh, should we use the one that was on there cheer?

But that means I actually have to unlock mods, but I actually have to hit guardian rank 5. So what do I do first? Wait, Wait! This game sucks.

Here we go. BRO! Is this legal?

Yeah, in order to do raids, you have to give us your phone number. To support that end, free-to-play players will provide-Oh, so if I pay, I don't have to use a phone number. I guess we're forced, we have to do Guardian Rank first because I can't find a fireteam? I can't launch a raid without my phone number. Let's go meet Devrim Kay and do some public events.

Before you ask, yes every new player knows how to do that. Two or three public events. Um yeah.

Who is this guy? Beautiful. Yeah! Let him know! Transmigration?

I hope you guys have been at least admiring my movement during this. I've really been trying to replicate the new player experience. What's that?

Is that a kill symbol? The barrier is weakened. Transcend is on B? B for boobies.

Charismatic subclass. I thought you needed the expansion for this. I'm on a super that doesn't exist in my current Destiny 2 inventory. Look at me go!

Look at the damage, guys! to look at the damage yes I know how to build energy thank you go away oh no no dude no hmm how does this make any sense because if I recall correctly on the guides page and said this hunter Vanguard was deceased I want to be just like Cade when I grow up no not dead guardian rank tree they give you worm gods What did I do? Apply shaders to your gear.

Um, how do they expect a new player to figure out where to find shaders, bro? Where to find shaders? Destiny 2. Oh, first thing that comes up.

Store. Open the store. Click the second page and buy the year one shader bundle. This includes 31 shaders.

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This should low-key be the very first mission that they like load you into. It's like kind of forcing you to learn your abilities right away. Acquire all light subclasses to unlock.

How do I unlock the light subclasses? I need solar and void kills. This is just overly complicated for a new player.

And I'm trying to be as like realistic as possible here, but like you go to... Complete a light subclass quest for my core and then you go to my core and it's like yeah You can't do this until you unlock all the subclasses. It's like okay. Why am I already doing quest within quests? I see your beautiful bald head.

That's what I see. Oh my goodness. Is that a arc subclass quest? That's that's gonna pair nicely with my arc subclass changing subclass.

I will not be changing it. Nice try though You know what else is absolutely shameless. They recommend the arc subclass And you know what happens when you choose the ARK subclass? You get Risk Runner.

But you already get Risk Runner if you just start the game. So instead of giving you a different exotic, they basically make you waste an exotic. So instead of me getting like sunshot or grav lance, yeah give me the gun I was about to get anyways within like 10 minutes of work. To make progress equip abilities, aspects, fragments, or gear with the jolt keyword.

For example the spark of shock fragment adds a jolt effect to your art grenades. Surely that's one that they already gave me right? Fine I'll buy it.

Fine everything's all good. Boom. 4% baby!

Everybody. Everybody's a winner. Come here.

Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jolt them all!

That was epic. Ooooooh! Complete the Devil's Lair.

Inbred Square. And Postal Gecko. Dude, they really are, like, putting AIs in the game.

So was this guy just, like, openly cheating? Did I just ghost glitch? Aw, dude, I'm actually banned. I'm, I'm permed. Oh, got a Commendate.

Great job, brethren. Proud of you. I've also been a bad girl. Okay Woohoo! Rank 5!

Hooray! We did it! Yippee!

Requires account valid for Iron Banner?! You're telling me the cheaters that I've seen in Iron Banner had their phone number verifi-Alright, we're doing our first Vanguard Ops. We're going out of order because we have to.

What in the fuck is this? Whoa, whoa, bro, I just... Holy RNG.

Wow, is this what a Vanguard op is? I just load into a 30 second activity? This totally isn't spoiling my Final Shape campaign experience.

Oh, he has a crit on his back. Wait, I can give him backshots? You know what I need?

I learned I don't own a polo shirt, dude. Oh, I love Vanguard Ops, dude. Free loot. They've been in here for 41 minutes.

Oh my god. Yeah, great job, guys. Alright, see you later.

Well, I was going out to this nice restaurant, and I realized I don't own a polo. I did not wear a titty shirt, bro. I have worn G-Sups. waifu shirts to like really nice restaurants in downtown austin and we definitely get some looks imagine going to a really fancy restaurant for your 25th wedding anniversary and you get all dressed up then some dumbass shows up where wearing a shirt with some carto with the biggest bazookas you've ever seen on it.

Ha, say. Bro. I mean, it puts things into perspective, but like, if some guy's out on his 25th wedding anniversary dinner, and he looks over and sees some giant bazookas on my shirt, he's gonna look over and...

You too can have great bazookas if you use code SWEAT at checkout at the gamer sub store. Weedoh, make sure this makes it in the video. Thank you.

Oh, another Riskrunner. Thanks. So cool. I found the path!

I did it! Let's go back to the top! This is the build that they have here.

So I need Discipline, Discipline, Discipline, Discipline, Recov. Can't-Oh, I can't even see what these mods are. So it's-it's Firepower... And... They changed the logos of these.

Bolstering? I think it's this one. So I need, I need a full recode here and then uh, and they changed the symbols.

I think it's this one though. Dude, I'm broke! How am I supposed to do that?

Oh dude, I have to get an enhancement prism? Do a nightfall bozo. I don't know what a nightfall is, bro. Reputation rank up rewards, season pass rewards, nightfall activities, and Revolul's Material Exchange. How much does that cost?

It's gotta be like an arm and a leg, right? I cannot afford that! Wait, this needs to be to...

to nine? To nine?! I can't even see what the chest mods are!

It's got like triple arc resist on. Technically, I think this is the exact same build. So we have followed the guide to a T.

Even though the guide also said resilience is best for Titan. So chat, I totally forgot there's one thing before we do our list. There's one thing that Bungie, not only Bungie intended, but God intended for me to do. Oh geez, step bro, I slipped in this crack.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here, man? Dude, I'm just, I'm so lost right now, man. This is what happens as a first-time player, you know? You just, oh no, oh man, guarding down, wait.

After all that falling and tripping and the ghost of Pete Parsons taking over my keyboard. I just might have to like, I don't know. You guys smell that?

Dude, I fell again. Are you serious? Oh man, wait. If I have to... Aw, jeez.

I got enhancement prism! If there was one thing that Bungie intended, it was for me not to get their paid items for free. And if there's one thing I love most in life, it's siphoning money out of Pete Parson's pocket. Um, yeah, I own that.

That must be a bug. To start off this list, like I said, Crucible, Gambit, and, uh, Vanguard Ops. So I thought we would start with the-Make sure to use code SWEAT at checkout. We're gonna start with Crucible since Iron Banner is around! Holy aim, dude.

Traded. Oh my god! There's no way you are that awful!

Alright! We did a PvP game! Woohoo! Alright, now let's go to the PvE list. This is where the real lists start.

I pledge allegiance. Surely I'll be able to apply to all these, uh... Somebody will accept me. Oh, um... Oh geez, looks like I might have to apply to this group, because this first one didn't accept me.

Whoa, that's crazy! I got accepted, dude! What the heck?

That's insane, dude. It's almost like you didn't look at my resume. Alright, raids are high-level endgame six-player activities that rely heavily on teamwork.

Alright guys, we're gonna need some epic teamwork here, alright? Peep my grenade launcher? Are you dumb? Oh.

Am I dumb? Dude, it's a new light mistake, man. I didn't know special grenade launchers existed.

Dude, you guys wanna see my sparrow tricks? Look at that. Riskrunner's probably like the worst thing to use here.

I feel like nothing shoots arc. My first raid encounter. Nice well.

Why is he on 12 FOV? This is what Bungie intended, okay? Everything came out of the box like-Bro! TOGLAS! Douglas, this is number two.

Oh, I forgot about the chickens! Or I mean, oh, what is this, a chicken? Oh, I got ligma, I got ligma! Hooray! Nooooooo!

Douglas, you fucking Ronald! Bro, is he-is he fucking blind? Dude, imagine as a new player this is the first thing you jump into. Like, if you followed this order that I'm going in, I-I-I genuinely think this would be enough of an experience for-to make somebody never want to play.

a video game ever again. One... Two...

Three... Four... Five... Bro, Glizzy, you f-I'm gonna lose it.

It's either he doesn't cleanse, or he kills everybody. Bro. This raid came out in 2014! Wait, last one. Last one.

Last one. Last one. Last one. Last one. Last one.

Last one. Last one. Last one.

That's my boy Glizzy. That's my boy Glizzy. That's my boy Glizzy right there.

Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho ho ho! I'm about to do insane DPS. Who is-who's playing? Who's playing? Who's playing?

You guys took the guardian oath! You took the guardian oath! They're cooking!

They're cooking! While Bungie and their guy taught relic mechanics, surprised they paid someone to do that. How is that easier than- ...potems.

Please, please, somebody link the Datto Guide. Somebody please link the Datto Guide. This raid has been out since 2014. That wasn't me.

It was Douglas. How does the new light know about the blinding method? It's in one of the 55 emails they sent me yesterday after I signed up for the game.

Bro, how are we wiping? How are we wiping? Gonna be bad.

I'm gonna be used to playing this new sentence and then when I go back to my ca- Boom! Five big booms! Guys, let's go. Fatebringer!

It was meant to be! Oh! Need the armor mod?

Listen, Buster, I'm using the armor mods that are in my guide, okay? I will not stray from those. Dude, Douglas, there's no way he's in chat, right?

This has to be, like, an actual LFG. Wait, why'd you boot him? He was moving!

No, Douglas! Wait, that was legit his first time in a raid. And you kicked him? Alright, YouTube, take it upon yourselves to find Douglas and go raid with that man. This Atheon is in memory of Douglas.

We go up in one way, one way. Alright, crispy little twofer. Oh my god.

NOOOOOO! Get him! How?

How did... I-I was-Oh, ho ho! GET HIM! Oh, my butthole clenched!

I was so far back, cause I heard it! I heard it! The first thing off our checklist is the hardest thing.

What was second on the list? I think it was dungeon, right? Dungeons are a more challenging three-player experience where guardians will face powerful foes for even better gear.

So I guess I'm supposed to do it with three. Nobody is doing prophecy? People are going to be so confused.

Wow, surely I haven't seen these names in chat before. Wow, I love this LFG system. I suck. Yes, that is also in the guide, the two-for-one special.

TRACTOR ON! BOOOOOM! Alright, now I need to get my better loot, as promised.

Don't give me armor. Thank you. That means I get to use this because it's better? I want to know who the-who is the top male OnlyFans creator?

Top OnlyFans creator is Tyga and apparently makes 7.7 mil a month. How have I never heard of this guy? The rapper? Nah, no way.

EXOTEC! My first exotic engram. If you were paying me 7.7 mil a month to helicopter around, bro.

It's a piece of meat, bro. Like, I'm gonna swing that thing like a samurai back in the 1460s. Alright, you guys ready for this slipstream?

As Bungie intended. What we-why are we cooking so-what is happening? I've never seen this guy cook this hard.

What-bro, I'm-did I-did I become her-Hercules? Like, what-what-what just happened? So now we've done Raid! and dungeon.

We're on to our next thing. You guys will never believe what it is. This is the most exciting part of the checklist.

Clearly there's more than six people that are queuing this, right? Titan? What's that planet? Bro, I'm genuinely curious. Who buys Destiny 2 on the Windows store like why do why is that why is that an option cheaters do as long as they're on my team I don't care we're fucked never mind we have turbo kitty 13 my teammates afk oh sick will you are not very rad you're kind of a loser if I'm being honest for a legit like what here you're dredging times 11 oh my god I can smell you from here all right now sorry They're shooting primaries.

Yeah, that is true this boss has been alive longer than the prophecy boss. BOOOOOM! Gambit match!

Next on the list! It says strikes, but it says specifically Nightfall strikes. Special here, right? I don't have the seasonal artifact.

I hope there are no champions in this. Wait, my exotic engram! You're right! Let's see what we've got there, Squidward.

Theroth! Oh my god! Oh, of course this is what I join into.

Who is this guy? Oh boy. Oh wait, he's... Wait! Wait!

I apologize for my concern and behavior. Please, please. Oh my man, my man.

I have spammed too much TTS and have made this god-Does someone want to tell me how I was overleveled in V.O.G.? Oh, I'm so glad Cats and Things is really joining us over here. This is really feeling like a group effort right now. Alright guys, we experienced the nightfall!

Wow, what a great-Fucking embarrassing! Okay guys, we're moving on to the seasonal events. Wow, hi, this checklist is going quick.

It does not say anything about completing activities, okay Buster? Great machines for you. Yo, brother, you gotta stop this yapping train.

We got other activities to get to. Prepare for boarding defense. Oh no, watch the- Okay.

Alright! Seasonal event completed! Which means, next...

Dares of Eternity. Oh boy, we're with the Xbox clan, the Burger King Foot Lettuce clan. Using my nine themed weapon in the nine themed arena.

Bonus damage. Spin! Bat!

Wheel! Wait, where's... Oh, AFK.

I was like, dude, did we really only get four? I need these guys to do some damage, bro. This is definitely the way they intended, bro. Because I do not remember there ever being this many phases to this thing.

You're just too cool to use those rockets up until now. Alright. Alright, which door is it, chat? They left? Why did they leave?

It's just me and Ventral Puma. Well, you guys should buy a lottery ticket. Time to get my asshole ripped to shreds.

That is not the button I meant to press. Edgekeeper? Yeah, you keep edging, Crota.

Yeah! He's down. Alright, playing the way we intended.

40 minute activity. Whaaaaat?! Bro, I smacked you four seconds ago!

Why is he getting curious, bro? Are you... Dude, if I did not have infinite heavy, this would be a shit show.

Come on, baby! You still got seven trillion more health! Yeah!

Let's go! If you give me a lightning round, I'm going to orbit. D.

I must echo the-Final activities! These ones might get you guys riled up. Buckle up, dude.

First involves me maxing out my credit card. We're gonna really, uh, we're gonna really shake things up, guys. We're gonna go to Artifacts Edge.

Are you guys ready for this? The last two are patrols and public events. Let's do patrol is first, dude.

You guys ready, dude? This is the order of operations that they wanted you to play. It's starting with a raid, uh, we do patrols last. Watch your step. Oh my god, you'll never believe it.

We're doing the twofer. We did our patrol, and now the very last one on the list, a public... Event man four minutes and 26 seconds of my life.

Here we go We made it guys you were here. I couldn't think of any better way to end it then with my boy your fee Oh, it looks like he chose the sun shots new light kit I'm jealous. He wait.

He's rated. How is he Guardian ranked two? He has Sun shot Nighthawk the call and prison He dumped the credit card.

Oh my god and Guardian 40 46 is here. This just, this story just writes itself. I couldn't get any better than this.

I can't believe we've done the same activities that we've done 7,000 times, but in a different order for another video. This is for Douglas. We did it for Douglas. Hashtag for Douglas in the comments. You were here.